Archive for May, 2007

 

 

CONTEST

Contests

Only

Need

To

Expect

Some

Turkeys

  • Contest

 

CHRIS

Cannot

Handle

Really

Important

Stuff

  • Chris

 

PBS

Pretty

Boring

Shows

  • PBS

 

ZAMBONI

Zooms

Around

Most

Boringly

On

New

Ice

  • Zamboni

 

WIN

Winning

Is

Neccessary

  • Win

 

CIRCUS

Completely

Insane

Rejects

Completely

Understand

Senility

  • Circus

 

SAAB

Shape

Appears

Ass

Backwards

  • Saab

 

LOSE

Losing

Only

Sucks

Everytime

  • Lose

 

NDP

Never

Delivers

Promises

  • NDP

 

NISSAN

Not

Insured

Since

Sometime

After

November

  • Nissan

 

BALD

Baldness

Always

Looks

Dapper

  • Bald

 

ALIEN

Alien

Life

Is

Expected

No?

  • Alien

 

BMW

Brain

Membranes

Whacked

  • BMW

 

DISCO

Dancing

Is

So

Crazily

Outlandish

  • Disco

 

NICE

Nice

Isn’t

Canada

Exclusively

  • Nice

 

PING

Ping

Is

Not

Good

  • Ping (Impending torpedo)

 

CONSERVATIVES

Clearly

Oppresive

Nerdy

Suits

Expect

Raises

Via

Aquiring

Taxes

In

Virtually

Everything

Sold

  • Conservatives

 

DARK

Dangerous

And

Respected

Knight

  • Dark

 

IMPALA

It

Must

Possess

All (6) (4 is a BelAir)

Lights

Always

  • Impala

 

DAN

Definately

Always

Neat

  • Dan

 


 

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